Oregonians

Jeff Foxworthy said this about Oregonians -- he was spot on!

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Oregon. (this happens in Home Depot as well)

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Oregon. (shorts and a jacket is more like it)

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Oregon.

If 'Vacation' means going to Portland for the weekend, you may live in Oregon.

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Oregon. (that's us...places are so many hours away, not miles)

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Oregon. (we do)

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Oregon. (been there, done that)

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Oregon. (Absolutely I know how to use them)

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph, you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Oregon.

If you find 60 degrees is just throw on a sweater weather, you may live in Oregon. (60 degrees is when the shorts come out!)

If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your friends & others, you definitely live in Oregon